More wise and timely advice

Juan of Juan and Maria's Empanada Stop and I were discussing how to get his terrific food into our wedding brunch on Sunday. All is in readiness.


As he explained that he'd look for a final payment when we pick up the meal, I offered,

"Not to worry. I will be writing a lot of checks that weekend."

"Speaking as a married man," Juan added, "It is not the last check you will write, my friend."