Keeping up with the Smones'

Everyone is meshing names, says British press, and it's just a matter of time before it reaches the likes of, well, us.

In fact, if you click on the headline, you'll see that Slate has done its research and debunked the trend story as a very selective phenomenon. But I think our names have potential for meshing.

Meshing is
Smith + Jones = Smones, or Jith

Roberts + Danielson =

Robertson
Robson
Roson
And theoritically, Ron
Ronielson
Ranielson
Raniel
Ran

Danielbertson
Danielberts
Danielrob
Danielbob
Danobert
Danbertson
Danbert
Dobert
Dobson
Dosert
Dants
Dert

The polls are open! Nominate your candidates and L and I will do a runoff. If a thousand presidential hopefuls can run, so can a thousand meshed names or "meshames."