Play it as it lays

No, not that kind of golf.

For those of you who signed up, you can look forward to 18 holes in Walworth at Greystone Golf Club (click the title of this post to see the course site).

I salute you, but hold fast to the opinion that golf is a good walk spoiled.

According to the club's site, this is a Scottish style course, brought to you by the people who's national celebratory meal is a stuffed sheep stomach. Expect to be tormented by the pot bunkers and other hazards - blue-faced, kilted greenskeepers springing out of sandtraps and rushing at you with niblicks swinging to preserve the pride of William Wallace.

In fact, the course looks like this.